The Feed

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. ps–Christmas is Coming!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with!

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. haha…that’s my usual route

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. haha…gratuitous bra joke

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. One day I’m gonna learn how to throw those things….

Q: What do you find at the end of everything? A: The letter “g”.

What did one eye said to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. haha

What two things can’t you have for breakfast? lunch and dinner 🙂

What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny. haha. It would be funny to see a lion eat a comedian.

Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep their trunks up. silly jokes…

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together. even i’m not sure if this one is funny; i will...

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. haha…I usually have sticky hair because I get syrup in it. 🙂

What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets toad! super silly joke. sorry.

What starts with T, ends with T, & is full of T? haha A teapot

What has a bottom at the top? *grin* your legs