The Feed

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break.

How do you spot a modern spider? He doesn’t have a web he had a website!

What type of any is bigger than an elephant? A gi-ANT!

What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers!

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A’s and one B!

What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant!

Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants!

What did the Spanish Fireman name his twin baby boys? Jose and Hose B *very small giggle*

Why were the teacher’s eyes always crossed? Because she couldn’t control her pupils. haha

Why couldn’t the little girl open the piano lid? all the keys were inside (i know, i know…)

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve

Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood

Q: What’s a wombat for? A: For playing wom 😉

What do people do in clock factories? They make faces all day. 😮

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts *groan*

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?” 🙂

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich. *goofy grin*

Why do bears have fur coats? because they’d look silly in anoraks 😉

What has a bottom at the top? Your legs, of course.

Q: How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer I LOVE IT!