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What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed. from PHC
Sherman Did
A New Yorker was driving 120 when she saw the flashing lights in her rear view mirror. She pulled over. Bubba the deputy sheriff swaggered to her car and bawled out “Little lady, no one speeds through the great state of Georgia.”
Knock Knock #2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Control freak–now you say “control freak who.”
New Teacher
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
Two Kids from the City
Two kids from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so bad that the children had to hide under their blankets to avoid the bites. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to his friend,…