Bra Joke
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. haha…gratuitous bra joke
Smirk
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
Boomerang joke
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. One day I’m gonna learn how to throw those things….
Something smells…
What did one eye said to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. haha
silly, silly joke
What two things can’t you have for breakfast? lunch and dinner 🙂
Lions & Laughs
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny. haha. It would be funny to see a lion eat a comedian.
ugh….
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep their trunks up. silly jokes…
Gluey Corny Joke
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together. even i’m not sure if this one is funny; i will do better!
Sticky Sweet
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. haha…I usually have sticky hair because I get syrup in it. 🙂
Frog & Toad
What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets toad! super silly joke. sorry.