oh no!
Did you hear about the guy who drove his Chevy truck into the lake? It sank… like a rock! *groan*
Candle Light
What did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight!
Pineapple Joke
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? a PINEAPPLE hahaha
Bald Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it! haha
Knitting Tree
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles! hmm…
Early Christmas Joke
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses. Christmas is coming soon…
Food for thought
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately!
Vampire Joke Part 2
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. ps–Christmas is Coming!
Skeleton Party
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with!
Crazy People
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. haha…that’s my usual route