Ghost Joke
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Roxanne's 2nd Pirate Joke
Q: How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A: A buccaneer I LOVE IT!
Roxanne's Pirate Joke
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. He walks up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender serves him the drink and says, “Do you know that you’ve got a steering wheel down your pants?” “Aaarh,” says the pirate, “It’s drivin’ me nuts.”
Wall Joke
What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack and I’ll plaster you. 😉
Stuffing Joke
Why is a turkey like an armchair? Because they’re both full of stuffing! oh geez…
winter joke!
What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. 🙂
haha…ha
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree? It’s furthest from the bark! 🙂