Q: What is the only thing that makes the hot, humid weather of Carolina in July/August worthwhile? A: Ice-Cold Watermelon. That’s why this Saturday, I’m heading out to Fairbluff, NC–Home of the NC Watermelon Festival & My Aunt Tootsie. The event began in 1986 as a spin-off of a watermelon contest between two competitive friends-Monroe Enzor, Sr. and A.J. Worley. […]
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer *snort*
Why did the brick wall worry about the rain so much? Because it wasn’t coping very well. (bad construction humor, sorry)
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 😉
A guy goes into the psychiatrist’s office. The psychiatrist tells him, “You’re crazy.” The guy says, “I want a second opinion.” So the psychiatrist says, “OK, you’re ugly, too.” old favorite
Why did the afternoon garden party make the landscape architect think that her golf game would improve? Because she believed that form followed function. (architecture humor 🙂 )
I recieved an awesome favorite thing swap from jettesette; she says it was her first, and she did a great job! I chose landscapes as my favorite thing and she sent me a cool mix cd, bubbles, marble magnets, decoupaged box of landscapes, beautiful handmade landscape purse (I love it so much), and some cool landscape felt coasters.
Julep Style has another recipe submission: Oven-Fried Chicken. This recipe puts a healthier spin on the traditional Southern dish. It’s also much easier to prepare because there’s no popping oil to deal with.
A man who worked in the circus as the “Human Cannonball” told the ringmaster he was quitting. The ringmaster said, “You can’t leave! Where else can I find a man of your caliber?” ba doomp ching
How is duct tape like the force? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together. from PHC
This weekend, I made some flower pictures for a swap I’m sending out today. I’m not telling who it’s for; I hope she enjoys it!
What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody’s fixin’ to lose a trailer. from PHC
Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV. from Comedy Central
My grandparents used to run a plant nursery at their house located on a major road leading to Florence; the complete frontage of this property was occupied by a daylily field. When I was a kid, that daylily field was acres and acres wide. My grandparents can’t take care of the field as well as they used to, but the […]